[VEHICLE PASSING SOUND]
Excuse me? Veg or non-veg?
Wherever you say.
-Are you veg or non-veg? -Non-veg.
-Veg or non-veg? -Veg.
Are you sure?
-What did you eat this morning? -Omelet.
Then why did you say you're veg?
Omelet is veg food.
-Do you call this rickshaw a train? -No.
Exactly. Omelet is not veg food.
Why do I get such customer in the morning?
-Veg or non-veg? -Veg.
-Sure? -Hail Lord Swaminarayan.
Let's go.
Hey, stop.
Stop.
Stop I say.
Water is life. [HORN HONKING]
Did you get the contract for washing the roads?
-No, sir. -Then turn the tap off properly?
I will remember it next time.
I am already late by 10 minutes.
It's not my fault. The traffic is jam.
Water and words should be used carefully.
-Understood? -Yes.
You're wasting my time. Make way.
Is your time more important than water?
Silly girl.
What will you do with time...
when there will be no water in future?
Thankless people.
The girl travelling in rickshaw is the heroine. Savitri.
Food or joke, Savitri can't tolerate non-veg at all.
She loves animals and is the veterinary doctor.
Right now, she has entered into the world of birds.
That is, the marriage of love birds.
I've introduced the heroine.
What about the hero?
I will tell you. But meet this hero first.
He's breathing his last.
I mean he's going to get married.
Like the buffering in new 4G connection this is also a type of buffering.
So calling the other person as darling, baby, love, dear...
and all that is common.
Watch.
-Baby, are you okay? -Yes, baby.
Baby, are you feeling hot?
Look here.
-Not at all, baby. You know what? -What?
You look very handsome today.
Thank you.
-Love you. -Love you, baby.
Moment this 4G romance's validity is over, they too will behave like you.
On 250 Kbps.
But right now, it's like the buffering in this heat. Wait a minute.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
-Hey, Solar serviceman? -Yes.
How long will it take?
Just five minute.
They will start their honeymoon here.
Hurry up, man.
What a trouble it is!
Just a minute.
Okay, so both of you, love birds.
Where's your third witness?
-He must be on his way. -Yes.
Let me enjoy this lovely moment.
-We marry only once in life. -Yes.
-Am I right? -Fifteen.
Minimum fifteen marriages take place in this office every day.
I'm just waiting for the power supply to reestablish.
Once it is done, my printer will start working.
Okay.
Where's your third witness?
Call him quickly. I don't have time.
Yes, never mind.
You see, many love birds like you are waiting in queue.
-I told you he must be on his way. -Baby, calm down.
Calm down, baby. Take a deep breath.
-We are getting married today, right? -Yes.
Don't get angry.
-It's his call. -Useless. Where are you?
"Up above the sky."
Stop singing. We are getting late.
Where are you, by the way?
My mom told me to get married religiously.
But I ignored her and I listened to you.
But if you wouldn't turn up then I will get married without you.
Is it? Will you get married without your friend?
-Listen. -Yes, he will do that. Why do you ask?
Are you both planning to go on honeymoon?
No, baby. We will be going.
-Okay, I am going. -Where?
I'll be there in 5 seconds.
Five seconds? Will you come here flying? Okay.
-Come on. 1... 2... 3... 4... -Here I am.
From his entry, it is clear that he's the hero.
He loves machines more than the human.
Even his blood report shows his blood group as H2O positive.
He is never aware of his surrounding activities.
Because he's always focused on what he's doing.
It's but natural. After all, he's the 21st century hero.
So, he doesn't like to waste water and energy.
And he's the biggest follower of clean India mission.
Let's get the love birds married now.
Okay, come here.
-Witnesses please sign here. -I am here.
-Please, sign. -Witness, sign here.
-Hurry up. -Your sign and a photo.
-Quickly take a selfie. -Yes.
Hello. I want passport size photo not the selfie.
-Of both of you. -Wait a minute.
Here are our photographs. Okay?
Now, exchange your garlands.
-Baby, finally. -Finally.
-Baby. -Baby.
Yashraj is always right, Baby.
Yes. When God created a heart.
He made two pieces of it.
And named the both.
One was Radha and the other was Shyam.
Now these two hearts beat.
-They unite and separate... -No.
We will never separate.
Love you, hubby.
-Now take a selfie. -Yes.
He always points out at things on time.
-Come, everyone. -Yes.
-Hubby. -Finally, they are married.
-Idiot. -Shameless.
-Hungry cock. -Drunkard.
Donkey, dog, swine.
Decided what I am.
-Excuse me. He's your husband. -Yes.
You should have been married to a buffalo.
You're always watching TV like a bull.
You're right. I'm already married to a buffalo.
Excuse me. Why do you involve animals in your fight?
You shut up.
Chirag. What's your problem?
Problem? He's the problem.
Look at his belly fat. It's coming out.
People laugh on us when we go out on bike.
They say that the four wheelers are going.
Before marriage you even liked my belly.
What's wrong now?
One should change a little bit for his own good.
Should I become the hero in four years?
Satya, you know I hate exercising.
Mona. Mona.
You knew he didn't like exercise.
So, even he knew...
-What? -That... I hate cooking.
I thought you will learn.
Did you learn? Did you learn to exercise?
Hey... mom. See. Where she has kept her photo.
-Mamma's boy. -See this. my mom.
She has thrown away my mom from this house.
Have some shame.
I didn't tell her to go out.
I told her that I am leaving this house.
But she said, 'you don't go, I will go.'
And she left. Is this my fault?
Not at all.
But there's a problem in everything that you do and do not do.
You are mistaking everything.
You're illiterate and uncultured.
He can't even pronounce Lettuce...
-...Hot and Sour soup. -Hold on.
Mona, what's the exact problem?
-He's the problem. -Hey.
I've a problem with everything in this house.
Not just them, even the resources in this house are weird.
AC works like heater.
Heater supplies cold water.
I am tired of all this.
I'm the thyroid patient.
My hormone level keeps fluctuating.
You never complain when your maternal family visits us.
At that time you feel energetic.
But at my mom.
Satya, she's always sulking at my mom.
She keeps correcting me all the time.
Your hairstyle is not good.
Why did you wear this short pant?
What do I do with her?
I wish... I wish your mom had said all this to you.
Even today she calls him sonny.
I am tired of babysitting this sonny.
You better...
You better don't comment on my mom.
What will you do otherwise?
I will kill you.
She is hitting me.
No, stop her.
Put my mom's photo down.
-No. -Put my mom's photo down.
-Put her down. -What?
-Mona. Mona. -Take this.
-Calm down. -Mona, calm down.
-Relax. I won't hit. -Okay.
Hey. Stop.
There's fish inside.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
"Different yet unique are they."
"Samples."
"Like the bitter and sweet, they are opposite."
"Samples."
-"Different yet unique are they." -Where's your grandma?
Tell me if you know. Satya.
"Samples."
"Like the bitter and sweet, they are opposite."
"Samples."
"They are the two shores of a river."
"They exist on both sides of the river."
"They are not under anyone's control."
"They are the master of their own life."
"Samples."
"Sweet yet incomplete."
"Such..."
"...samples are they."
"Samples."
"Sweet yet incomplete."
"Such..."
"...samples are they."
"They are the birds."
"Of different skies."
"How will they fly..."
"...in harmony?"
"They are the birds."
"Of different skies."
"How will they fly..."
"...in harmony?"
-Sujoy. -Yes.
-Yesterday, you didn't bathe Kaliya. -Sorry, ma'am.
Hi, baby. Today you will take a bath.
Yes, you will be taking a bath today.
Baby doll. [DOG BARKING]
My sweet baby.
Today you will be taking a vaccine.
Will you take it? Will you?
Sujoy.
-Remove this gas stove. Keep it in the corner. -Yes.
Hi, baby.
Wow, you're wearing such decorative pieces.
You look so good. Yes, you look so good today.
-Looking very cute. -Ma'am.
-What has happened? -A cut.
Take him inside. Apply tincture. I am coming.
-Okay. -Okay, baby. I got to go.
See you later. Bye.
Congrats.
Congratulations to you Youth Icon of the Year.
"They are the birds."
"Of different skies."
"How will they fly..."
"...in harmony?"
Thank you.
I am not the only one to receive this award.
It is shared between five of us.
Okay? So now we must get back to work. Shall we? Please.
I must appreciate your excitement.
But please clean all this mess now.
Try to understand my emotions. Listen.
-Congrats. -Thanks.
-Listen. -Yes.
-You know Mona's friend Savi? -Who?
Savitri. Even she has got this award.
I see.
The girl who was more interested in saving the fishes than your marriage.
Yes, you're right.
And hello. She might wanted to save the fish.
But for us, the water remained safe.
Understood?
Get back to work, man.
-Congratulations. -Thank you.
Gujarat's female Youth Icon.
Proud of you, Savi.
Thank you so much.
Savi, you know even Satya has received this award?
-Satya? -Chirag's friend.
'Save water, save earth'.
Oh, the one who was collecting the leftover water?
Yes, you're right.
-Savi. -Yes, uncle.
They are increasing the rent.
They've more offers. So we will have to vacate this place in 2 months.
We can do something if more donations pour in.
Let's put up a poster with your award.
It might help.
Our idea is to reach every household.
This solar panel is not just for the industrial use.
-I believe, our idea, our proposal will change the world. -Exactly.
We got a standing offer for the launch from Dubai. It will be huge for us.
-Dubai? -Yes.
It will launch in India only.
Oh. "I live for you and..."
"...will provide the solar panel to you, O Mother land."
Okay, so now also give me the water. Come on.
-This is so irritating. -Come on.
Why do you all give him? It's so weird.
-Yes. -I wanted to drink it.
You should have taken it on time.
In this way, he will kill human one day.
Satyavrat loves only three things.
Water, sunlight and cleanliness.
He never got time to love human.
Anyway, love's timing is not good these days.
But Savi, the boy is really good.
You know. Dr. Desai.
-The boy is his relative. -Okay.
He's an engineer. He has his own business. And yes. No bad habits at all.
-Is he vegan? -Vegan?
Sarita, what's his surname?
Dad, vegan is not a surname.
Did you ask them?
Not yet. But he's not a smoker.
Is he a vegetarian at least?
Vegetarian? Yes. He's 100% vegetarian.
-Pure vegetarian. -Okay.
That's why I am telling you.
-Listen to me, Savi. -Bye.
Savi.
[INDISTINCT]
Please eat in a plate, son.
What matters is eating.
Why waste water in cleaning that plate?
Did you bring the non-veg food again?
Several times I've told you not to bring non-veg food in my kitchen.
Mom, Kitchen and Chicken.
They pronounce very similar.
[CELLPHONE RING]
Tell me, darling. Okay. I've mailed the presentation.
Okay, darling. Okay. Yes. Bye.
Just a minute. Who was this darling?
My college Varun. We talk like this, mom.
My God. This young generation. Do they address each other like this?
I am worried about you, son.
You should better get married.
Marriage? Yes, I will get married.
Find a girl for me who also eats non-veg food.
At the sunset, both of us will sit and eat chicken.
He's talking weird.
"Add little love in my drink."
Watch before you walk, idiot.
"Add little love in my drink."
-Mom, you will spoil my dress. -Sorry.
O God! Take this. Ragini, please stop all this.
-Be careful. -What's your problem?
I am giving religious knowledge to my baby.
Holy mantras are being played in this.
"Add little love in my drink."
"Add little love..."
Don't sing such songs.
My baby will learn bad cultures.
"Add little love in my drink."
Out. We don't want the second copy of you in this house. Out.
Don't come out.
-O God! -Mom.
Yes, dear.
This time I will wear designer dress in Savi's marriage.
Because it will be the last marriage in the family.
Why so? I am there in queue.
You can't even do your own jobs. You're depending on mom for your chores.
So, who will marry you?
Now you will do my chores, okay.
Shut up and get out.
-Savi. -Yes.
Come. Sit here.
Read that boy's profile. He's very active on Facebook. And check his DP.
God! He looks so cute.
I will see him today.
And it's not important if he's handsome or not.
He should be vegan.
Why are you always after this word wagon?
He might not know this word.
But I do.
Vegan are those who would not use animal products..
In short, no milk, butter or leather, meat. Nothing.
-Right? -Perfect.
He should be vegetarian atleast.
Yes. He's pure vegetarian.
-No. -Listen to me.
-Don't lie. -No, don't lie.
-What are you saying? -Wait.
Listen to me, Satya.
-You listen to me. -Wait, I said.
Satya, tell me the truth.
My mother was talking to Ishwarchand, right?
His name is Ishwar. How did you attach the 'Chand'?
Because he's elder to me, I said that with respect.
-Satya. -You're after me.
He's not letting me do the face-time.
-I was talking to my darling. -Say something to him.
Tell me the truth. You also went to meet him, right?
Stop. Take his name with respect.
-He's elder to you. -Satya.
-Say something to him. -Say something to her.
Yes, I am telling her to get married.
Marriage? She's 70. Is this her age to get married?
Experiment, dad.
I believe that one should do such experiments to keep the excitement in life.
What experiment?
She can hardly walk without walker.
And you want her to experiment?
Listen. I didn't ask you to get me walker.
I can even run in marathon if you want.
Wow, my grandma.
Do this. Run and do the court marriage.
Listen to him. Hey, stop.
You don't want to marry once.
And you want her to marry second time.
Satya, all my friends have become grandmas.
-She is... -Hey. You also bring me a daughter-in-law.
Can't you fulfill my wish?
-No. -Satya.
Satya, listen.
Hi, Ishwar. Hi.
Oh hi! What is marriage?
Selection process.
Two people select each other. Right?
This happens abroad.
But in India, marriage is not the selection but election process.
Yes, and all your near and distant relatives...
neighbours, friends, colleagues and your servant.
Their votes are counted.
Yes. And if the couple has selected each other but not elected by the others...
...they come to me. Yes.
What? Who am I?
I am the marriage registrar.
Pairs are made in heaven.
But I make them official on the earth.
I want to talk to you about one such couple.
They are still not a couple. And no idea if they will be a couple or not.
Let's watch together.
[PLOP] [CHINK]
Leave it, dear. I will do it.
Mom, how much will you manage?
-Did you taunt me? -CDT.
-What's that? -The thief is trying to escape.
Do you write your exams in short forms?
How do you even pass your exams?
Just like you. Same to same.
You better don't talk to me.
You don't look good.
Stop making noise.
Vinya. Bring the napkins from outside.
Mom. You've become the CM.
Chief Minister?
No, cruel mother.
Why don't you tell her?
I am pregnant.
She says that from past four months and she avoids working.
Exactly. I like animals.
But I can't bring a puppy because of her.
-Right. -And you.
Keep quiet.
And you make the cable-operator newspaper vendor and milkman run away.
You want all of them to be vegetarian.
-Have you ever heard about this? -Yes.
Papa.
-Papa. -Hail...
What's wrong if I bring a puppy home?
Think of husband and not of puppy.
Hey, give me my phone.
-You're always taking my phone. -Mom.
I was about to complete the stage. Please.
You've spoiled him.
Don't know about his future. But he is increasing the size of the clothes.
Yes.
The guests will be arriving and they are fighting.
The phone battery has gone down. Thank you.
-Okay. -You're always playing on the mobile.
Can you do anything else, Fatso?
-Mind your own business. -Did you call me fat?
-Yes. -Wait, I won't spare you now.
Wait. Wait.
-I won't spare you. -Hey...
Don't keep on eating. We've guests at home.
Sit and talk to them. Sit there.
She's my eldest daughter Ragini. Sit, my dear.
Come.
-Satyavrat. -Yes.
The name sounds ancient.
I mean totally unique.
-Different. -It's good, isn't it? Isn't it?
It's my favourite name. Satyavrat.
What do you want, Ragini? Boy or a girl?
We already have a monkey in this house.
See.
-So, I want a girl now. -Good.
Tinu. My youngest son. Tinu.
And she's my Savitri. Come, dear.
Savitri. Good.
Savitri and Satyavrat became a couple.
Wow, parched rice!
Seek blessings.
-Be happy. -Live long.
What is Satyavrat doing?
Actually, his Facebook profile didn't reveal much.
He is into business. Making solar panels.
-And... -Online.
-Yes, he sells it online. -Good.
Recently he received Youth Icon Award.
Wow, Savi also received the same award.
For contribution towards animal welfare.
I see. So you're the one?
I had read about you. Very good.
Actually, Savi got the admission in MBBS.
But she wanted to be a veterinary doctor.
Is that an I-phone? Let me see the model.
-Hey. Hey, no. -Sit down.
-Sit quietly. -But...
-But what's wrong? -Keep quiet.
Sit quietly.
If you want to ask any question.
What's your hobby?
Talking with the lizards in the bathroom.
-What? -I mean it.
She has named it Zaya. Right, Savi?
Tinu. Tinu.
You should not interfere when elders are talking.
So, give me your phone to play a game.
-No phone. -Please.
-Please, please. -Give him.
No, but...
-Now go out and don't come inside. -Yes.
These boys of today's generation want mobile anytime.
If you want to ask a question.
Go ahead, son.
Are you fond of singing?
I mean, it sounds good. Singing.
Papa, we've not come for the audition of any musical show.
It's not that. I just asked.
-You can ask him anything you want. -Yes, please.
Yes.
Before giving my final consent I want to live with him for 2 months.
Okay. What?
-What are you saying? -This...
I mean I want to take the trial.
-What's this? -Papa, unless you live with someone how will you know his real nature?
And how can you give the lifetime's commitment before that?
It's like signing a contract without reading the terms and conditions.
We read each and every line of the job...
...offers business papers and contracts, right?
So, how can you give consent to the biggest contract of life in just few meetings?
-We must live together. -Yes, you've a point.
-Isn't it? -I mean, God makes the pair.
-Yes. -And the human breaks it.
No.
Right. I agree with you.
Marriage is also a gambling.
Winner gets a jackpot.
Otherwise, he gets doomed. Right?
I mean I've won the jackpot in my life.
But how can anyone live together without marriage?
Yes, no one can.
And we did not know she's thinking about all this.
Mummy, our relationship will be platonic in these two months.
-Platonic? -I mean holy.
It will be pure.
We will not form any physical relationship.
We will live normally like two people in a room.
If we feel we are comfortable we will get married otherwise no.
Otherwise no? She said no.
Live together for two months and then say no?
Just a minute.
Listen. Who taught you all this?
-Dad. -Living together before marriage.
-Who taught you all this? -Relax.
I didn't teach her.
-Mom. -What?
-Relax. -Satya...
I don't want her as my daughter-in-law.
Why are you...
I've seen such best daughters-in-law in serials.
She has no culture at all.
She's right. I agree with her. You better refuse her.
Yes, refuse her now. Come on.
I agree.
Good experiment.
One can't progress without an experiment.
[HORN HONKING]
"Different yet unique are they."
"Sweet yet incomplete."
"Different yet unique are they."
"Sweet yet incomplete."
"Different yet unique are they."
"Like the bitter and sweet, they are opposite."
"Sweet yet incomplete."
"Samples."
-Dad. -It's marriage.
It's not a garment store where you take the trial before buying the product.
-Calm down. -Nonsense.
You want to live together before marriage.
Have you heard this before?
Dad, divorce is common in today's world.
We don't have the system of divorce.
We also do not have the system of marriage.
Ancient people never used got married. Have you seen animals getting married?
All this is made for the convenience of the society.
But we are the human being.
-So? -Talk about marriage.
Why are you talking about the divorce?
Will it stop the divorce if you avoid talking about it?
Even the strongest lovers becomes enemies some day.
Let them be the enemies.
People will call us mad if we agree with your condition.
Dad. When I was small, you had taught me not to talk to the strangers.
-Did you not tell me that? -Yes, so?
Then how can I marry a stranger today?
But dear. You must sacrifice few things in marriage.
It's important to know what all you're sacrificing.
I am your daughter.
Still sometimes you get irritated by my nature.
So, my partner and I must get a chance to know and understand each other.
Only then we can decide if we should sacrifice the nature or the person?
-You're right, dear. -Yes.
So, you agree with me.
That's why I say that I must live with him for some time.
-Yes. -Why do you both agree?
No means no. I don't agree with this.
-Papa, if ever I will get married then only by this way. Or else I won't. -O my God!
Divorce.
5442 divorce cases are filed in Ahmedabad. Only in the year 2017.
And in Mumbai, the number is around 6332.
-And in Rajasthan... -Watch while you drive.
All this is possible in Mumbai.
In Bollywood culture.
Today's youngsters have forgotten our culture.
These modern heroines change their partners so frequently.
Exactly.
Kishore Kumar had four wives.
I just gave few examples.
Fate.
It was his fate that was unlucky.
He didn't find anyone like you.
And this isn't first time, mom.
Even on the Netflix, there's one month's trial period.
This is our matchflix. Our trial period.
[HORN HONKING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Are you back? How was the meeting?
Satya, did you like the girl?
You will know it within 2 months.
He means to say he can't say anything in just one meeting.
-But... -Did you go to the parlour?
Did you do the facial?
Your skin is glowing.
It's the result of meditation. Inner glow.
[SCREECH]
Meditation.
I can easily notice that she did the cheap quality bleaching.
Leave it, mom.
Mom, did you come to know the reason of Manish and Shivangi's divorce?
-No. What was it? -What was it?
-Mom. -What?
I mean, Manish's mom.
Manish's mom. You're not like that. I just said it.
I'd like to hang up on the fan before I become...
...the reason of fights between you and your wife.
We've only AC at home. No fans.
See. That's why I wanted at least one fan in the house.
Right?
Savi. Honestly, everything should happen on time.
Studies, marriage, baby.
You're the only one left in your group.
Come on. What do you mean?
Am I any stock to be released from the godown?
I don't mean that.
With the growing age, we stop being flexible.
Then we cannot adjust.
All your friends married soon after the graduation.
Right. And two of them divorced before the post graduation.
Problems are common in life, Savi.
Take my example. Priyank and I also fight...
Priyank and I also used to fight a lot.
Because of his smoking habit.
We also thought of divorce.
Mom and dad didn't even get a hint.
And then we planned a baby.
Everything is solved after that.
Do you call this a solution?
You should speak to each other.
-Discuss with each other. -Savi.
We discussed a lot and also tried in our ways.
And then we did the best possible for us.
I am also doing the same.
Now take your hands off. The baby will be in pain.
I know you're teasing me.
Abhumanyu used to listen to everything in his mom's womb.
Right. Hi, baby, do you hear me?
I am waiting for you. Come out soon. Okay?
You won't agree.
Good? Good? Good?
No. No. no, good.
It's bad and you're mad. Do you understand?
Will you live with a girl?
Do you want me to live with a boy?
That will be better.
-But any idea which has marriage in the end is always a bad idea. -Oh I see.
Marriage means end of happiness, end of freedom.
End of good food. And in my case, dead end to the drinks.
Moreover, she's Mona's friend.
And all the best friends are same.
I found Savitri sensible.
First impression is always like that. Why don't you understand?
After sometime, you will start getting taunts.
Then things will be thrown at you.
Before you realize anything your chapter will be closed. Listen to me.
Drink water.
You won't even get water. Why don't you understand?
Concentrate on this long Government procedure for our next project. Okay.
Listen, we can handle this procedure but in life's procedure...
You're a goner. I am giving you in writing. I bet you're doomed.
Okay, I bet. Now get back to work.
This man is so irritating.
He had to agree for he's getting the opportunity to live with a girl.
You know. These boys are so cheap.
It's not that, Mona.
It's not about living with the boy but with his entire family.
-And nothing will work out unless the parents agree from both the sides. -What?
And yes. Nothing will happen even in the bedroom.
What if your parents wouldn't agree?
Then what? We are not having any affair to fear the breakup.
Exactly, if not breakup, you will divorce.
These boys are different when they are a boyfriend.
And once they become the husband, they totally change.
First they are like cute rabbits.
And then they become the crocodile in front of the TV.
What?
-Oh. Sorry. Animals. -Yeah, right.
Actually, everyone has this complain.
How do I explain this girl?
She wants to live with the boy before marriage. Have you ever heard...
You're always playing video games on the mobile.
Why don't you go out and play in the streets?
Savi. Savi. Savi. I've the best idea.
-Yes, got it. -Why don't you go out?
What's the idea, dad?
Look, dear.
-Satyavrat's family is good. -Yes.
-And the boy is descent. -Yes.
So, it's my written guarantee that your married life will be successful.
-Dad. -I will put my signature on the stamp paper.
Dad, the point is that we will live together and...
...decide if we should go ahead with marriage or not.
You can... I guarantee. You can get married.
Dad.
You can sue me. Okay?
You can sue me if you face any trouble.
-So? -Dad, we've already discussed this, right?
-Yes. -And you know my condition.
Yes, dear but you know...
-How's my baby? -Good.
My sweetie pie.
What happened?
-Baby kicked. -Oh my God. For the first time.
Everything is happening for the first time in this house.
Yes. Yes.
I told you to go out of the house, idiot. go.
Baby. My Baby.
Why did you deliver all the assorted samples in this house?
They are your children.
Savi, I've another idea. Listen.
Baby. Sweetie.
-Satya. Satya. -Yes.
Satya. You should run away.
-Yes, you must run away. -Very good.
You're telling him to run away. And he's telling you to run away.
Do you also wish to run away? So, you also go.
In our times, there was no meetings.
Parents used decide everything.
This trend of meeting started later.
But both of you used to go out every day, didn't you?
Mummy, it's nothing wrong in going out.
Then what's wrong in living together?
Mummy, why don't you understand?
What if...
What if something happens?
What will happen?
What will happen at the most?
A baby boy or a baby girl.
Satya, I want to get promoted.
Grandma. Great grandma.
Grandma, please.
In these two months, we will not have any physical relationships.
-No? -No.
What's this, Satya?
Yolo, Satya.
Yolo?
You only live once, mom.
And I will die only once.
Oh, you had a bath.
-Vasanti had a bath? -Okay.
You can live with that boy.
-What? -Only for two days.
I give you 48 hours.
Dad.
PK. Yes.
Savi. Savi. One.
-What? -One week.
Dad, two months. I can't reduce this figure.
-Hey... hey, baby. -Savi. [DOG BARKING]
-Savi. -Yes.
Savi. Savi.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Savi.
What's the guarantee that you will know that boy in two months?
Dad, two months are final.
Take it or leave it.
Okay, listen. Savi.
-Katappa, only 30 minutes. Okay, my boy? -Savi.
Okay, dear. Sujoy, keep the injection ready.
Savi. From when will you start with your trial period?
If you've principally agreed then we will meet and talk first.
If nothing sets in the first meeting there's no use living together. Right?
Do you mean to say that if there's any problem in the first meeting...
...your plan of staying together will cancel?
-Yes. -Wow!
-What? -Right.
What does he think of himself?
He wants to ride a horse at this age.
Ridiculous.
-Hi. -Yes.
-Hello. -Hi.
-What happened? -Nothing. It's the routine.
Careful. Oh no.
-You seem to be very angry. -Yes.
-It's routine. It happens. -Okay.
Shall we order something?
Actually, I was hungry so I have already placed my order.
Well, I won't eat anything. I will have coffee.
-Okay. -He knows.
-Black coffee. -Okay, ma'am.
I see, black coffee.
Sorry, I'm little late.
About 23 minutes.
Actually, I didn't get the desired rickshaw.
The rickshaw driver to be precise.
Okay, so do you prefer any handsome rickshaw driver?
-We will talk about it later. -Watch out.
-Let it be. I will take it. -Yes.
Excuse me. Do you have an empty table without these stuff?
Sorry, sir.
Okay. It's there. Shall we shift there?
-Yeah. -Please.
Please.
-Hey, phone. Phone. -Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me, please take this.
-I am so tensed. -Don't worry.
They just went to have coffee.
-They can have coffee at home also. -Yes.
-We are also taking it. -Yes.
My daughter is at fault in all this.
No, even our son is not any less.
First of all, she talked about living together before marriage.
Wonder what new thing is cooking up in her mind today.
What did you say?
If they didn't come to terms on the first meeting...
...the entire plan will automatically cancel, right?
-Yes, totally cancelled. -That's it.
-You're not on Facebook. -No.
Why? I mean, are you on Whatsapp?
No.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
-Twitter? -No.
-Instagram. -No.
-Do you get messages? -Of course.
So you've the phone.
Email id. Savitri01... gmail.com
I couldn't guess. What an idea.
Why? Why are you not on the social media?
Well, time and interest. Both are lacking with me.
I see.
I've seen the first girl who's not on the social media.
-Very few girls will be... -Only 5%.
-Yes. -But yes, we exist.
You please check the phone if you've received any message. Check.
So? Affairs?
Affairs. Latest affair?
God, direct question. My God!
Affairs?
2?
-4. -4?
You're very experienced.
-Not experience but experiment. -Oh.
Have you undergone HIV test?
HIV test?
I've mailed you the HIV test report.
Check when you go home.
Okay.
-Do you have any affair? -Not a single one.
-Impossible. Just impossible. -Why?
If you can have four. I've not a single one. Why isn't it possible?
Anyway, I'm into committed relationship with my clinic.
Shall I say something?
I liked your passion and honesty.
On the 50th marriage anniversary husband's six affairs were caught.
Just a minute.
Is your son having any affair?
Why do you ask this?
-Yes. -More than one.
-Good. -Oh no.
Our daughter isn't having any affair.
You must say that she had one.
Should we say that for your daughter?
So let them stay together for two months before marriage.
No, no!
Does that mean we should say that they had affair?
Don't say affair.
Say relationship.
Affair is called relationship with respect.
Right. Yes.
Okay. Shall I come to stay in your house or you will come in my house?
I will come to stay in your house.
Okay.
Okay!
Actually at my house...
And we will share all the expenses of these two months.
-No, it isn't required. -But I do.
Alright.
-And... -No physical relation.
Are you sure?
What do you mean?
Of course, I am sure.
-This isn't scientific. -Okay.
We are experimenting on how it will be...
-...after marriage. -Right.
So the experiment should be proper.
We are not going to receive Nobel Prize for this.
Anyway, every experiment has some assumptions.
In this experiment, not being physical is our assumption.
Got it. You got the point.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
I wish Satyavrat loves non-veg food.
This problem wouldn't arise.
What?
Our Satya loves non-veg food.
We don't eat. But he eats.
Thrice a week, he brings non-veg food at home.
Yes.
-Your black coffee. -Thank you.
And your chicken sandwich, sir.
Chicken?
You eat chicken?
-Will you taste? -You eat non-veg food?
-So you don't like the animals? -I like them except the monkeys.
Because they make dent on the cars bonnet.
Why did you lie to my dad?
-What did I say... -Dad.
Wait. Why do you throw your phone?
Should you throw it away because it is lifeless?
You feel so much for the lifeless phone but what about this chicken?
I haven't killed it.
Take this.
Payment for the coffee. Find another girl.
-But what has happened? -You...
Why do you throw the phone again and again?
It's my phone. I can throw it hundred times.
Why do you care?
The non-veg food lovers have no right to be sensitive towards anything.
-Goodbye. -No, this is bad bye.
Wait a minute, Savitri.
Savi.
We don't want to listen to anything.
Just a minute, Savitri.
This is not fair.
It might be fair for you.
But I can't tolerate non-veg food, that's it.
So, you don't eat it. Savitri.
Everyone has his personal choice about what he wants to eat.
Right and choosing a partner for me is purely my choice.
And this is the most important condition in it.
There are many couples who are veg and non-veg. They live in harmony with love.
Have you ever visited a slaughter house?
Animals are made to stand in a queue to butcher them.
If you look at them you will know that they realize what is going to happen to them.
When we are slit in our neck and we feel pain...
...they experience the same amount of pain.
They too cry in pain.
But there's no one to save them.
Because animals are the property of human being.
Part of their economy.
Some animals are pregnant when they are slaughtered.
Sorry.
I didn't know about your love for non-veg food.
Because I was confident that this question must be asked.
You're absolutely correct.
Principals of our life is our best assets. So, leave it.
Yes. And eating non-veg food is Satya's choice.
I don't think it is possible for them to live together.
-Yes. -You're right.
-Let's go. -Okay, bye.
Bye, bye.
Bye.
Just a minute.
What were you both doing here?
We just came out for a stroll and came here.
Yes, are you going home or the office? Drop us home. Come on.
I am ready to stop eating non-veg food for these two months.
How will it help?
You will start eating it again after the two months.
-Yes. -Will she feed you chicken soup after that?
Yes, and the same question will come again for Savi.
Why do you want to go through all this?
Just leave it. Let's go.
And what will you achieve by not eating the non-veg food for the two months?
If I won't eat non-veg food for the two months...
...and strictly follow the vegetarian diet...
...it is quite possible that we still won't decide to marry.
Possible that after 2 months, I will stop eating non-veg food forever in life...
...or I may start again.
Even in that case, you will get a great satisfaction...
...of turning me into a vegetarian.
At least 50 to 60 chickens will be saved.
It's a win-win situation for you, Savi.
It's a different matter if we get married or not.
But this experiment must happen.
50 to 60 chickens must be saved.
Everything depends on fate.
"Shall I love you or..."
[MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
Has anyone gone?
-Going. -Who?
-Savi. -What?
She was totally fine until this morning.
What happened to my sister all of a sudden?
-Shut up. -Idiot.
Oh. She is going with her luggage.
I thought everything is cut.
Leave it. Where are you going?
You go inside.
Are you going forever? So, will I get the entire room?
-Yes, it's yours now. You go inside. -Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
-Let's go. -Okay.
Over there, she will share a room with whom?
Hey...
Welcome, dear.
Come, dear.
Come, Satya. Come.
Welcome. Welcome.
Make tea.
She came to welcome and now sitting here.
-Savitri. I hope your room is clean. -Yes.
-Make it proper. -It is clean. Keep quiet.
You must keep it clean. [MIXER CHURNING SOUND]
Aunt.
This is my contribution of this month.
-No need. -But I need to.
Please, accept it.
Welcome.
Welcome to my room.
My room will be totally messed up.
It's good. In this way, we will know how we are actually.
Watch out. There's mobile.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry.
This is good actually. Otherwise you might get the slippers on the bed.
Please, sit.
O my God!
No, it's okay. I was thinking of arranging my things.
Correct.
See this is bathroom.
And this is the wardrobe. Right?
This is TV.
-And this laptop. -Okay.
Everything runs on solar energy.
AC.
Even the AC runs on the solar.
I've modified everything in such a way that it runs only on solar energy.
Okay.
Yeah. So, that's right. Perfect.
I closed the door for AC.
-Are you turning on the AC? -Yes.
I suffer of sinus.
In that case... 23 degree?
Okay. Then 1... and 2...
25 degree.
-30 degree. -Let me turn it off.
-Okay. 29 degree. -It's AC and not a heater.
[CELLPHONE RING]
Yes, tell me.
-Satya. -Yes.
That Dubai's client. Take him on conference.
Hey, Savitri. Just a minute.
Savitri.
This isn't for you. This... I've kept this wardrobe vacant for you.
Savi is in your room?
Satya.
Yes, tell me.
Is Savitri in your house?
What are you doing, mummy?
-Nothing. -What nothing?
This is too much.
Yes, okay. What were you saying about Dubai?
Exchange rate is 18. Pretty good deal.
-Pretty good deal? -Yes.
Okay, then do this.
-Don't take it. -What's your problem?
The problem is that...
India is my country.
-And all Indians are my... -Brothers and sisters.
Correct.
-Satyavrat. -Yes.
Water is over.
-Wait a minute. The water is over. -What?
I am sure you must have turned on the tap for more than 2 minutes.
-What? -Water will stop coming after 120 seconds.
I've set that mechanism.
What are you saying?
In 2 minutes, you get 15 liters of water. Right?
-Yes. -So, finish your bath in 2 minutes that is in 15 liters of water.
Otherwise, the flow will stop.
I've set such a mechanism.
-To save water. -Okay.
But I didn't know.
Okay, so you didn't know.
Satyavrat, I'm a veterinary doctor. Right?
So I must bath twice a day.
Yes, so one bucket of water is yours. You can bath ten times from that water.
Satyavrat. I understood. But adjust for today. Please.
-I will do it. Vegan. -Thank you.
Yes, tell me.
Hello.
I can't hear anything.
-The door is closed. -What are you saying?
Yes, I can't spy on anything. The door is closed.
O my God! For what?
No idea.
Are they doing the yoga?
"Don't lock the door, come inside."
Stop your song.
Satyavrat, are you turning the water on?
Yes.
-Only for the 120 seconds. -Okay.
Your time starts now.
Do you think Savi will fall in love...
...and finally decide to get married?
I also feel positive. Yes.
Give your photographs and sign here.
I don't know what will happen in Satya and Savi's life.
But I know one thing.
That we will enjoy.
-Satyavrat. -Yeah.
I was thinking of signing an MOU.
MOU?
Now that we will be living together let's take a memorandum of understanding.
For clarity.
So after the veg and non-veg food is this your new condition?
Not condition. It is called rules.
-Okay, rules. -Just a minute.
Savitri. Okay, full name.
How many times in a week do you wash the bathroom?
Once in a week. But only using a bucket of water.
Okay.
So, you will wash once and I will wash in the next week.
Whoever will wash it but use only one bucket of water.
-That's my concern. -Okay.
-Bathroom... -Wash once in a week with just one bucket of water. Yes.
Okay. You will sleep on the bed and I will sleep on the ground.
Why? This is the double bed.
-Double bed is meant for two people. -Okay.
One can sleep here and the other here.
-And if you want... -No, it's okay.
After marriage if you come to know that I kick in...
...sleep, instead it is better that you know now...
Okay, Satyavrat.
Take this pen. White board is over there.
Write down if you think of a sensible point.
Sensible point.
This is reverse.
-Yes, I wear it like this. -Reverse?
Yes, I wear it reverse one day. And the other day I wear it properly.
-Side management. -But why?
It will go for washing only after it is completely dirty.
To save water.
-Come on. -Yes.
-Isn't this too much? -Not at all.
Now look here. My full name will not fit in here.
So, only Satya.
Your love animals.
And I love water.
You know what they call me in office?
-What? -Weird with beard.
Usually I don't like the beard.
But it suits you.
Actually, my mom doesn't like it at all. But this is not for the style.
If you shave once in three months...
...count how much water we can save. Correct.
If aunt needs some help...
No, she doesn't need any help. Look, aunt knows everything.
She can hear everything that we are talking.
Follow me.
Come... come...
Come in. I will make your bed inside the room.
I came to ask for the tea.
And you?
Biscuit?
Tea and biscuit at 8:30 in the night?
What if Savi wants to have it?
-Mom, Savi is vegan. -Oh, yes.
-Yes. -How long you will continue to be vegan?
In my whole life, aunt.
[CELLPHONE RING]
Hello. Yes, Sujoy. Tell me.
Oh, okay. Take it to OT. And tell Neeta to keep the anesthesia ready.
Yes, okay.
There's an emergency. I must leave.
-Shall I come to drop you? -No, I will get the rickshaw.
-Go, why are you waiting? -Savi.
-Yes. -Savi.
-You will search for a vegetarian driver instead I will drop you. -Okay.
Slowly.
-Sorry. -It's okay.
I told the car not to you.
My poor car!
-That's it. -Isn't this your clinic?
Come. Come, I will show you the clinic.
No. the weather is really good. I am enjoying it.
Come on. Come inside.
Beware of dogs.
Working hours. 10 AM to 10 PM. This plate is wrong.
She has invited. So I must go inside.
Even I've to beware of dogs.
[DOG BARKING]
Oh my God. No. Hey, no.
Go inside.
Can't they understand English?
Hey, someone please come out.
Someone please come out.
-Hey. -Sir. Sorry, sir.
Please, come inside, sir.
I am fine here. Under the open sky. Doing Yoga on the car.
I am enjoying it.
Sir, please come inside or else madam will throw us out.
-Then I must come, right? -Please, sir.
Oh my God!
He's Romeo. With all the gifts from her boyfriend...
...even this one was thrown out of the house.
What's his fault if the boy friend was bogus?
Exactly. Isn't it, Romeo?
-Let's go. -Savi ma'am.
Yes.
They are going to give the calf in the slaughter house.
You please talk to Jain uncle if he can help.
How much they are demanding?
-Rs20000. -Jain uncle has helped us enough.
I will pay it. Let's go.
See this. This is our madam's working style.
She earns here and spends here only.
Isn't it? Let's go.
Savi.
You're really doing a good job.
Taking care of the animals, helping them. Love for animals.
But we don't have enough funds.
Why? Because your message hasn't reached people.
Why? Because you're not on social media.
Will it help me raise funds?
If you do perfect marketing on the social media, funds will generate.
But we need to do a lot for the marketing.
-My marketing team is there. -What?
It will definitely help you.
-Seriously? -Yes.
I am almost your husband.
So you're almost my boss.
-Thank you. -Thank you is not enough.
-Actually, you must come on a long drive. -What?
And you must listen to Shabbir Kumar's songs.
Thank you.
Actually, one thank you is not enough.
You will have to say it thrice.
-Thrice? -Yes.
-Facebook. -Thank you.
-Twitter. -Thank you.
-Instagram. -Thank you.
You're welcome.
What's she doing?
Nothing, dad.
Not you, your grandma.
At this age, at this hour, she is here, still she is not receiving the calls.
What do I do with her?
She won't come because you've come here.
Go and sleep.
You go, I will just come.
You don't know my grandma. She's very bold.
By the way, grandma is doing something, we must do at this age.
Savi. Savi.
-What have you done? -What happened?
-What have you done? -But what happened?
You had kept the geyser on.
-Oh no. Sorry. -What sorry?
You know what it means to keep the geyser on...
...for 3 hours? It wastes so much of energy?
But geyser works on solar, right?
Does that mean the energy won't waste?
Should you do anything because the bill won't generate?
-What's all this? -Sorry...
-I am... -Sorry.
It's okay.
Geyser was kept on.
I can't see anything.
What?
Hi. Hi.
Mom hasn't returned yet. I will go and check outside.
Grandma is roaming here at this time?
Oh my God!
She's acting young at this age.
She will definitely get caught with Ishwar one day.
Ishwar uncle is grandma's best friend.
Hey. My God. You came at this hour?
Don't ask questions like your dad.
Sit. Sit.
Finally I am back.
Shall I bring water?
No, it's okay.
But today I had fun. Real fun.
Where did you go today?
Who's she? In Satya's room? A girl?!
What's the matter?
My dad is calling you up since a long time. Why don't you receive his call?
-Your dad has lost it. -Listen to her.
-Silent... make it silent. -Satya.
Yes. Yes, dad.
-Satya. -What do I do?
-Open the door. -Yes, dad.
-Quick. -Yes.
[DOOR KNOCK]
Tell me what has happened?
Mom's phone was ringing here.
No, how can it ring here? You must have heard it in the TV.
Maybe in some serial.
-I heard her phone ring. -Just relax and sleep.
Never mind. I will keep awake.
It's very late.
[DOORBELL]
There she came.
-Mom. -Come.
Come!
My dad has gone.
Mom.
Fast. Go, fast.
Mom, I know that you are hiding.
Don't fool me. I know.
Go inside.
[DOGS BARKING]
Nearly 20 years passed to grandpa's death.
Uncle Ishwar has a big farm house.
-Seriously? -Yes, and even grandma had a farm house.
So, grandma loves to go there, sit and talk and sip tea.
Very organic relationship.
Savi.
If you find someone to hold your hand, you don't need the stick.
Where's the bed-sheet?
Oh MOU. I know. MOU.
But Savtri, we've the double bed.
-Then why should you sleep on the ground and feel uncomfortable? -It's okay.
I know you might thing that such a smart guy is besides you.
And you can't control yourself.
Just a minute. Hey.
FYI. I am Kung Fu blue belt.
Do you remember the first condition? No touching.
What touching? I was picking up this magazine for reading.
Sorry.
Mary Com junior.
By the way, let me clear this to you.
You can touch me...
...whenever you want.
I don't mind touching, flirting and everything.
I have also won blue belt in touching.
I remember. You had four girlfriends, right?
Actually, I had only 2 girl friends.
I gave you wrong figure at that time.
Mom, what's going on?
Tumbler.
Tumbler? It's in the bathroom.
Tumbler is an application.
-You're not Yo at all. -Yo?
Mom, where were you last night?
I was sleeping.
You were not in your room.
Wait a minute. Let me post this on Insta.
-Just wait. Yes. -Mom.
You pressed the bell and then escape at night.
I am wearing steel kneecaps.
How will I run at this age?
You're too much. If she was out at night.
How did she come out of her room in the morning?
Exactly. He's so dumb. Explain him something.
Mom, stop dying your hair and meeting Ishwarchandra.
One who has grey hair will dye it.
He will go back to his son in US.
Then you will sit and cry here all the time.
-Oh. -Wait.
Listen. Instead of being with his son in US he's busy farming here.
I'm sure there's some problem with him.
What if something untoward happens?
Idiot. What untoward can happen at this age?
Then behave as per your age.
Worship God, Chant mantras.
Exactly. I'm doing the same. Ishwar (God).
Mom, I am not talking about that Ishwar.
I mean it. I will call up his son in US.
[DOORBELL]
-Excuse me. -Wait a minute.
You please open the door.
I will tell him everything.
-Your... -But farm...
I've to go out. Open the door. [DOORBELL]
You won't go out. Sit at home.
Please, open the door.
-Please open the door. -Come on, hurry up.
Come in. Come in.
Hey, mom. I told you not to.
Give him cold water.
Come inside.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Will you take advantage of me if I am sleeping?
Did you come to give me morning kiss?
-Oh please. -Tell me the truth.
Nothing.
Listen. teach me this kung fu.
At least I can protect myself from you.
Are you in real pain?
Not much.
But people will take it in the other sense.
What do you mean?
-Love bite. -What nonsense?
Nothing as such as happened.
What will we tell people?
Domestic violence.
Romantic violence.
We can even tell the truth.
Oh really? The truth?
You think my mother is very generous but she is not.
If she comes to know that you punched me...
...on the very first night, she will end your experiment at once.
Satya. Satya.
-Good. So, both of you have woke up? -Yes, yes!
Savi, will you take tea?
Oh sorry. You're vegan.
-Did you sleep well? -Yes.
Actually, my son has a habit of blabbering at night.
Mom, what are you saying?
-Hey, show me. -Nothing.
-How did you get hurt? -It's nothing.
Show me.
-How did you get hurt? -Mom, actually...
Last night I had gone to her clinic.
There a dog suddenly fell on me and I fell down.
So, I got hit.
I got the scratch.
I just don't like the dogs.
Hey, it's not dog's fault.
Okay, so I should give the name of the guilty.
No, both were at guilty.
Come, I will apply some ointment.
-No need, mom. -No, you must apply ointment.
-Mom, tea. -Tea.
Just heat this tea again. I don't need anything else.
Okay.
Did you see how I fooled my mom?
Hey, I'm panting. And you're doing yoga.
-What? -Now you ask me.
I am doing yoga. What's the matter?
Ask me not. She will get pregnant.
-What are you saying? -That girl has bit my son's lip.
What?
Stop it now. Soon they will get a baby.
Baby? Who got the baby?
No one.
What happened?
What brings you here in the early morning.
-'Locho' (mess up). -What?
This morning I made 'Locho' (dish).
In traditional style. In breakfast. I tried it for the first time.
And I thought of giving you.
Thank you.
Yesterday night you people were awake till late night.
Not at all.
No, I saw grandma coming home at night.
See this.
I was telling you.
Grandma is so fit.
She goes out in jeans.
-Uncle Ishwar also keeps pacing at night. -Yes.
You also seem to be taking walk till late in the night.
-Yes. -How's your knee pain now?
Treatment is going on. You please continue.
I heard you've a guest.
-Is it true? -No.
I saw a girl in Satya's room. That's why I asked.
Oh. Savitri.
-Savitri. -She's not a guest.
She's a family.
Satya's maternal uncle's paternal uncle's daughter.
Maternal uncle or paternal uncle?
My friend's daughter.
So, no real brother?
He's like a brother.
I take him as my brother. So, he's Satya's maternal uncle.
And since he's his friend, he is paternal uncle.
Thanks for this.
I have never seen her before.
Lentil, my lentil is cooked.
-I've to pack the lunch box. -Yes, but...
I think there's something fishy in this house.
I must keep watch.
Okay, Savi. Let's finish your social media work. Let's go to the office.
-What happened? -Nothing. Let's go.
Okay.
[DOOR OPEN SOUND]
-Hello. -Hello, how are you?
I was going to call you.
Several times I've told you not to come in the kitchen with your footwear.
Several times I've told you not to pack brinjal curry.
-I don't like it. -Then why don't you cook it yourself?
We don't have a cook at home. Okay? Go.
Shall I call you later?
No. Please tell me.
-I want to tell you something. -Yes, tell me.
Something has happened between them.
-What? -Fight?
No.
Savitri gave a cut on Satya's lips.
How?
You please understand. How can I say it?
Yes!
Come on, start working quickly.
Satya. What happened?
On your lips. Love bite?
Tell me.
What nonsense?
It's not nonsense. Now, I'm worried about you.
Listen to me.
There are three types of people in life.
One, who learns from his own mistakes.
Second, who learns from other's mistake. Are smart like me.
And third type is like you who doesn't wish to learn anything.
Now, speak in Guajrati and be very clear.
Don't act innocent. I know everything.
Let me be honest. Savi will make you her pet dog.
-What? -Do you know what I mean?
Sattu, come. Sattu, sit.
Sattu, eat. You won't even know...
Just a minute. Did she give you this wound?
Tell me the truth. Didn't she hit you?
Tell me the truth.
Did she bit you with a stick?
-Tell me. -I punched him.
Because I didn't find any stick.
-Savi. -Do you want to get punched?
-No. -Let me punch you if you want.
Listen...
What?
I was just thinking about the marketing. Come upstairs. I am waiting for you.
[TELEPHONE RING]
Let's go.
It's very easy. Let's keep the button click to donate here.
Right.
So, if the people want to donate through credit card or debit...
...card they can do it through online banking from here only.
-Okay. -Next is page ad.
-One is Savi. -Right?
-And second... -Second will be me.
Second name will be mine.
See, Savi. This is your Facebook page.
-Okay. -It is different.
And this is your personal profile.
-Profile. Okay. -Have you uploaded the photo?
Yes.
-Okay. -This is it.
Wow, this is so nice.
When did you click it?
Candid. Isn't it?
It's asking for the relationship status.
Shall I click later?
Which are the options?
Yes, there are many.
Single. Married. In a relationship.
Divorce, widow and 'It's complicated'.
Listen. Shall we keep it different?
Experimenting?
Satya sir.
-Keep it empty. -Sure, sir.
Coming.
-But Savi, tell me one thing. -What?
Why do you do so much for the animals?
Because I love them. They can't speak. So they will never demand love.
And what's the use of love that doesn't reflect in your actions?
It's just boasting.
Actually, you're right.
Mona and I never had action packed fight like both of you.
I see.
Yes, we fought with the cushion but...
She would care about my sleep and my food so much.
Today, I don't know. I really miss her.
[CELLPHONE RING]
Hey, mom's phone.
Excuse me.
-Hello. -Chirag.
Savi. What have you done?
What has happened?
We trusted you and you broke our trust.
But what has happened?
You're asking me.
People will blame our teachings.
Hold on. Just tell me what has happened?
Satyavrat's mom called me up.
She told me everything.
What? What did she say?
Yes. That...
That both of you crossed all the limits.
What limits?
-That you're pregnant. -Preg...
Mom, can anyone get pregnant in just one day? What nonsense?
No, listen to me. Just listen to me.
Nothing like that has happened.
By mistake I've hurt Satya and that lead to the misunderstanding.
By mistake. I was thinking of what not.
Trust your daughter. You believe on anything.
Okay, I will talk you later. Doctor has come.
-Why? -I will tell you later. Bye.
Tell me at least. Mom. Hello.
She hanged up.
-Please, come. -I will check. Don't worry.
Because your right person for this.
Thank you.
Doctor, water.
-Send him out. Send him. -Go.
Send him out.
You don't take the stress.
I am not taking the stress. I've brought the stress in this world.
Not just one but three stresses. One, two and the third one.
Please, calm down.
Where's Savi?
She's in live-in relationship with Satyavrat Kumar.
See he has dropped him. Send him out. Out.
You please reduce your stress level. Take the medicines on time.
Ragini, take care of him.
No way. I don't want stressed vibes near my baby.
-Shall I call Savi? -Yes.
Call her only after my death.
Why do you disturb her again and again?
-Relax. -What happened, uncle?
-She is here. -He's too stressed.
I told him to be relax.
What happened to your lips?
Actually, I fell down while fitting the solar panel.
That's okay. But take care of the infection.
Will you please tell me what has happened?
Because of this painter. See what he has done.
Hey, what's this?
Who's this person?
His mathematics teacher.
And foolish boy has put his signature on it.
Every famous painter does that.
He's suspended. He's suspended for a week.
Relax.
Tinya, come here.
-You please relax. Savi, take care of him. -Yes.
Listen. Why did I make this drawing?
-Why? -Myra came without doing her homework.
Now to escape from teacher's scolding I made this drawing.
Entire period was wasted on this only. One must have the commitment in relationship.
Rest you can't do anything. Did you understand?
But what about the punishment?
Myra updated her status on FB as committed.
Now, in your absence in this entire week...
...what if someone else replaces you?
PTG?
-You're doomed. -Yes.
No, you are not. Do this. You come to my factory.
Experiment on solar. Give a solid presentation.
And everyone will be impressed. But before that, say sorry.
And then...
...Science.
-Relax. -No.
Dad.
-Out. Out. -Dad, dad, sorry.
It wasn't my fault. This love is something very dangerous.
What?
Dad, I did this for your future daughter-in-law.
What?
-Keep this. -You continue with your phone.
It's Titanic. My favourite movie.
Kate Winslet.
Steaming hot.
-Savi. -Yes?
If we kiss... I know we will not. We will not...
But my question is on research purpose.
-Research? -Yes.
What?
In girl's view, bearded boys are artistic and intelligent.
Yes.
But can they kiss?
Why do you ask this now?
Because I am bearded.
Frankly speaking.
Not the locking of lips...
...but it feels like someone is brushing over it.
-It's too bad. -Oh, no.
How do you know? Have you ever kissed someone?
I think we should sleep now.
We should sleep.
"I will look at you until I am satisfied."
"I've that right."
Something is definitely fishy.
What happened?
Last night, mom pulled my cheeks before she went to sleep.
Wow, that's good.
Not at all. I haven't done anything that she will feel so much for me.
Yes.
[DOORBELL]
-Hi. -Mom.
This... this...
Without asking me?
Would you have agreed if she had asked you?
You better keep quiet.
From past few days I feel I've committed a grave mistake by giving you birth.
Yes, even others can feel like this.
Mom, please.
Stop it now and wear a smile on your face.
I don't like this boy, this man.
I see, so you had some other option for grandma.
Leave it, dad. He gets good pension.
-Yes, and I've fixed deposits. -Yes.
-You keep quiet. -Why?
Your dad had told me not to be alone and live happily.
Go and tell your dad in the photo that you will not keep your mom happy. Go.
Go and say that.
Uncle, grandma is alone from past 20 years.
You might say that she is not alone. We are there.
But she is alone in talking. Alone in laughing.
Maybe she will be crying alone.
She has found someone with whom she can speak even in silence.
Really.
She is my mom. My.
She's my wife.
I may fight with her for number of reasons.
But you will...
You will not fight with her.
If I come to know then I will bring her back to me.
Okay.
Anyway we are neighbours.
And yes, take care of your health first.
You're suffering of BP and cholesterol.
Otherwise, we will have to take care of you at this age.
People welcome their daughter-in-law after marriage.
But over here, the things are reverse.
This family is really strange.
I must inform the kitty WhatsApp group now.
These people are really headache.
They always go on a leave when we've some work.
And we keep waiting.
-What happened? -Nothing. Sir is busy.
I hope all our papers are clear.
-Yes, they are. Let's go. -Come on.
-Savi, just a minute. -Come on.
-Wait a minute. -Come on I say.
Savi. Savi, listen.
-Savi. -Yes, I know.
-It's the government department. -I can understand everything.
What will you know? Wait a minute, Savi.
Excuse me. I have come from Solar coaster private limited.
Look, I've already informed him that NOC is not ready.
Why? Is there any problem in our papers?
-Look... -Is any document missing in this?
Sister, we've many more matters to deal with.
What am I asking you and what you're answering me?
I am asking you in pure Gujarati language.
Is any paper missing in the file?
Look, sister. Don't talk to me like this.
I have not come here to chitchat.
Even I don't have time. Where's your boss?
Call him. I want to talk to him.
-Boss is not here. -Is it?
I mean he's on leave.
Oh, he's on leave.
-I mean he hasn't come yet. -Great.
Look at the time. Your boss hasn't arrived as yet.
-Good. -Sister, please.
Please, talk softly.
Actually, I've spoken enough.
-Give me your phone. Come on. -Phone?
My brother is in press.
You people will not work until your photos are published.
Look, sister.
What's all this? Why are you shouting?
This man is avoiding us from past one month for just an NOC.
-Calm down. -He has offers from Dubai.
But no. He thinks he's Indian.
So his country should benefit his research.
But you people will never promote make in India.
I agree but please calm down.
-Who's he? -The boss.
I see. So you're the boss?
You're very dangerous.
You will quietly leave if they refuse, right?
We can't achieve anything without fighting.
I am not good at such things.
I still have to go to Kutch.
So, will you visit the offices over there also?
I will come with you. Only then your job will progress.
-Savi, right now? -Yes.
Then there's a long weekend. And it's the government...
...department, you won't find anyone after that.
Let's go.
"Potato fritters..."
[CELLPHONE RING]
Yes, Sujoy.
Okay, I hope there's no emergency.
Okay, listen. I am not in the town for two days.
If need arise, tell Dr. Mehta. I've talked to her.
Okay. Okay, bye.
Listen, Savi.
You don't need to come till Kuchh.
I think you're right. Drop me back.
-Drop you? -Yes.
Come on.
Okay, I will drop you if you insist.
Yes, please drop me. Come on.
Go away. I won't drop you if you force me to.
I will drop you later.
Stylo. Satyvrat.
-Shabbir Kumar's song... -No, thanks.
I don't want to listen to it.
"How will they fly..."
"...in harmony?"
Okay, Savitri. Tell me star wars or star prank?
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
-Mohabbatein. -Yes.
-Dil To Pagal Hai? -Of course.
-My God. -I love Bollywood films.
At my clinic, some animal's names are inspired by the Bollywood characters.
Oh I see. Yes.
But you should watch Hollywood films also.
-What's his name? Christopher Nolan. -Yes.
-Watch his film Inception. -I have watched it.
But didn't understand anything.
Then you should watch spider man.
Indian burger or burger?
Stuffed bread.
You intentionally say something else.
Okay, you tell me. Dhoni or Virat?
Dhoni of course.
Can't you guess from my hair?
Okay, will a girl look better in western or Indian dress?
Some other girl or you?
Why? Am I not a girl?
You're not some other girl.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
You look good in both.
How do you know?
When did you see me in western clothes?
We can understand that.
I see.
Now, office is just five minutes away from here.
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But some people are interested in making money.
This young man has come here with all the official papers...
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No, it's Deepali.
Yes, Deepali. Deepali.
I will be there with the detailed report very soon.
Sister. Please stop this video.
-Delete this video. -Why?
All our papers are complete. So where's the issue?
Issue? There's no issue at all.
-System was down. -Yes. system is down. Yes.
-Will you take tea or coffee? -Yes, I will take.
But the clearance papers.
You will get everything ready. But please delete this video. Please.
Kutch is the best place for solar energy.
-Really? -Since we got NOC for factory line.
-All thanks to you. -It's okay.
Now that we've come here. Let's visit the place.
Wow, it's superb.
Amazing.
-So, Ms. Deepali. -Yes.
How did you get this super hit idea of making video?
Well, social media's reach is very powerful.
One of my dangerous friends has said that.
Your friend is really dangerous.
-Friend or boyfriend? -What?
"He enters in my heart inadvertently."
"And makes me forget everything."
"The hearts are united."
"He enters in my heart inadvertently."
"And makes me forget everything."
"The hearts are united."
"This poor heart feels very rich."
"Innocent it is, yet very happy."
"Dreams..."
"...are nurtured in the eyes."
"Soothing..."
"...conversations are common now."
"The hearts are united."
"She enters in my heart inadvertently."
"And makes me forget everything."
"Quiet I keep and live in thoughts."
"Sweet memories flash in my mind."
"A new poem is composed here."
"Flowers blossom in your love."
"The hearts are united."
"He enters in my heart inadvertently."
"And makes me forget everything."
"The hearts are united."
Excuse me.
Tea for me and black coffee for you.
"The hearts are united."
First thing we've to do is to reunite Mona and Chirag.
-Blow the candles now. -Yes.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Mona.
Me.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, guys.
You people made my birthday special.
Otherwise, few people don't even remember my birthday.
I forgot to give you a gift.
-Gift? -Yes.
Oh my God!
-You remember Savi? I wanted this. -This is not from us.
Thank you so much.
This isn't from our side.
We are just the courier service.
-This is our gift. -See.
Then this?
This is given by him...
Stand up.
Idiot. Stupid. Fool.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
You might wonder what am I doing here?
Don't you think we also need a break?
Actually, it's because the stars are in unfavourable positions. Yes.
You see, people don't prefer to get married in such a time.
But one can always propose, right?
She broke five plates and 3 bowls so far?
Wait a minute. It wasn't broken.
-It broke, okay? -Oh.
And yes, now her mobile falls only 4 to 5 times in a day.
Ever since my mobile was fallen it needs to be shaken up like this...
Wait a minute. What... what are you doing?
What happened? Did you not like it?
Can't you say this to her?
It takes time. Everything takes time.
Now the geyser is turned off on time. Okay.
-I see. -After all, this is an experiment.
And I think the result will come out soon.
Oh, I thought only Mona and I had differences.
-But you people are talking about the experiment and result. -What are you doing?
Did you bring things I had ordered?
Here's the double surprise for sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law?
Sister-in-law Savi.
Stop blushing.
And yes. I hope you haven't blurred out anything.
Not at all. He didn't ask me anything.
Okay. Savi, how much time?
-I have come. -When do we go for the dinner?
-Thank God. -This way.
Come on, you've to get ready.
You also have to try few dresses.
And please wear heels.
And you can do eyeliner and lipstick.
Wait a minute.
What's this? Make up. Hills. Dresses?
We are going to a posh place.
Over there you need to wear a dress.
Exactly and you won't have it. So take this.
-Come quickly. Let's try it. -Come on.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Attention.
This party is organized to thank the person who made sure...
...my solar coaster private limited's project wouldn't flop.
Savitri.
I mean...
Savi.
Quickly cut the cake and give us.
Thank you very much.
It's vegan.
Savi. Savi.
Savi. Savi. Savi.
Savi. Savi.
Savi.
Savi. Savi.
Savi.
Savi. Savi.
-Satya. -Savi.
Savi. Savi.
Savi.
-Mamma. -Great.
Music.
-So? -Yes!
Idea was yours. Vision was yours. Hard work was also yours.
But you gave the credit to me.
This is very unfair.
All the ideas that are not implemented are flop.
With just one idea from me, many actions are taken in past one month or more.
Living together. Wearing heels. This dress.
And couple dance.
You know what? For the first time I am doing the couple dance with a boy.
-Really? -Yes.
You must have done the couple dance with many girls.
-No, not in couple. -Then?
I've just danced in the wedding processions.
This is my first couple dance.
[CELLPHONE RING]
-Yes, dad. -Satya, how's the celebration?
Grandma and grandpa are also here.
Cake is cut. Where are you?
-Son, my flight is delayed. -Okay.
Your flight has delayed. Today only?
Yes, it's not in my hands.
Okay, dad.
Where's Savi? Give her the phone.
-Okay, you want to talk to Savi. -Yes.
Yes, I am giving her.
-Dad wants to talk to you. -Okay.
Okay.
Hello!
-Savi, my dear. -Yes, uncle.
Sorry, I couldn't come.
How's the celebration going on?
Everything is okay. You don't worry.
Savi.
Where are you going?
-Home. -Home?
What happened?
Chicken, fish and meat in dinner.
Really?
We can't compulsorily serve veg food to all.
Does that mean you should serve them non-veg food?
Savi, just a minute.
You're a guest of honour.
But where's my honour?
I don't even ride the rickshaw whose driver is non-vegetarian. You know it.
Isn't there anything apart from veg and non-veg between us?
I am going, so that I can maintain that relation.
-Savitri, be little flexible. -Right.
Will you be flexible...
if I invite you as a guest of honour in Holi celebration...
...and sprinkle 5 tankers of water over there?
Ridiculous. Who will do such parties?
-Oh God! -Savi.
Savi, just a minute.
-Satya. -We had a deal that I will not touch...
the non-veg food for two months.
I won't eat it.
And I haven't touched the non-veg food in this time.
Our deal was to save animals.
You will save 50 animals and serve 500 animals to guests.
That wasn't our deal.
-But I am not eating it. -That's not my purpose.
I see, so you won't accept people the way they are.
You don't say anything.
Have I commented on your habits?
Just a minute.
Which habits?
Just to avoid washing plates you eat directly from the box.
Did I object?
-What's your problem? -Manners.
Basic human manners.
At least I am not harming the environment.
You keep the geyser switch on.
Do you know how much energy is wasted?
You care about the energy, do you care about the hygiene?
You wear your shirts two way. Is this hygienic?
I keep this to myself.
I don't tell the rickshaw driver to do this.
Oh, you can't hang your towel on the cloth line.
Your clothes are kept untidy in your room.
Dogs of my centre are more well trained than you.
Wow, you saved few animals. Does that make you great?
I've never called myself great.
You're great.
Great pain which has no medicine.
Right. I get pained when innocent animals die...
...and insensitive people like you are not affected at all.
It really gives me pain.
If you're so sensitive for animals.
Why don't you be sensitive for people?
Are you sensitive?
If a man is hurt, you say sorry to the machine.
You want to clean the country.
Clean your cupboard first.
The dirt of the entire city is in your room.
If you've so many problems, why do you live with me?
I don't want to live.
It was my mistake to trust a liar like you.
You agreed because you thought you will enjoy living with a girl. Right?
What do you think you are?
-Because of these term and conditions of yours, my life sucks. -Shut up.
Shut up!
I used to eat chicken once.
Now, I will eat more than once.
I will eat chicken, meat, fish everything.
I curse you.
In your next life you will become the chicken...
goat or fish. And someone will slaughter you and eat you.
Let them be. Let them eat me.
At least I will satisfy someone's hunger. I won't let them starve.
-I hate you. -I don't care.
Shut up. Good bye.
No, this is worst bye.
No, my Savi is at fault.
Not at all, our Satya is useless.
Mind you. Don't say anything to Satyavrat.
Our Savi is crazy for veg food.
But there has to be some limit.
Savitri has her own principles in life.
And she believes in it. It's not wrong.
Satya must understand this much.
Yes, but Satyavrat did so much for Savitri.
He did a lot for her.
Otherwise Savi's centre would have shut down.
Yes, and Satya's business wouldn't start.
His project restarted with the help of Savitri.
I told you not to say anything about Satyavrat.
I know my son.
You're lucky to get Savitri as your daughter.
-We know our daughter well. -No, I mean it.
You don't understand what all we've been through.
Yes.
What have you been through? We know...
You don't know.
Try to understand.
It's nothing. It's my daughter's fault.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Quiet.
In your attempt to unite them you all might break up.
Take care of it.
"Quiet I keep and live in thoughts."
"Sweet memories flash in my mind."
"A new poem is hurting my heart."
"Flowers are withering in your memories."
"The hearts are united in love."
"The hearts are united."
What are you saying? That's a great news.
So, foreign investment in Indian project?
That's really good news. Why are you sad? Why are you crying?
I am not crying.
I am strong.
He's crying.
-It's fine now. -Then why are you crying?
Nothing.
"The hearts are united."
"Those moments are lost."
"I am looking for those moments."
"Those moments are lost."
You know what?
Animals are made to stand in a queue at a slaughter house.
What if human are made to stand in queue?
"The hearts are united."
Keep it for washing only after it is completely dirty.
"The hearts are united."
Savi, come for the dinner.
"The hearts are united."
Savi.
You're wearing this t-shirt reverse.
Side management.
Why are you alone today?
Savitri isn't seen.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING] [DOG BARKING] [INDISTINCT MUSIC]
Savi.
-Savi. -Yes.
Why are you sitting here with an empty bottle?
And what are you thinking about?
Where are you?
Here only.
Here?
If you're here we would be...
...arguing over bringing a puppy at home.
Why Tinya takes your mobile? You'd have taken the house on troll.
And you must have dropped your mobile more than once in a day.
What's the matter?
These days your presence...
...is not felt in the house for hours.
Baby is missing his aunt.
It is asking her. Who is she missing?
Hey, you came at this hour? At this hour of night?
Yes, because you keep awake at night.
-Is it? -Yes.
Dad was missing you from past many days.
Do come from that door also.
I will meet him later.
Right now I've come to see you.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Look at your face.
As if the geyser switch is on from hours.
Is it because of her, who used to keep the switch on?
You keep looking at the videos of animal planets.
And pure veg restaurants menu are kept here.
Satya, before you update your Facebook status...
...as feeling sad and dishonor my respect...
...let me remind you.
You had sent me with Ishwar for the first time to watch a movie, right?
And you used to come to drop me to the farmhouse and lie to your dad.
For the first time you only had told me to run away with Ishwar. Right?
Satya, my dear.
Experiment can fail but my Satya cannot.
What are you thinking about?
What are you scared of? Tell me.
You did enough of small experiments.
Now, do what you're supposed to do.
Satya.
Yolo, Satya.
Yolo, Satya. Yolo.
Grandma.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
From tomorrow onwards I will start with a new experiment.
Yo.
[BIRDS CHIPRING] [DOG BARKING]
Gabbar.
Boss, I promise you.
As long as I breathe, Savi will wear a smile on her face.
Crime master Gogo, shall I say something?
Whenever you see tears in Savi's eyes...
...pluck my eyes and play with it.
Vijay Dinanath Chauhan.
Hey. Vijay Dinanath Chauhan.
Our love will flow in cyclonic speed.
Daya. Hey, Daya.
I will keep non-veg far away from my life.
You won't even get a clue of it ever again.
Whether you break the door or not.
Oh... oh...
Hasn't anyone come to take you away as yet?
Let's do one thing.
Let's do an experiment.
Take a moth's holiday.
And come and stay with me.
And then you see if you can adjust with me or not.
Savi.
Will you be the mom of my Romeo?
"The hearts are united."
Galileo. Edison. Newton. Bruce Lee.
With the blessings of all of them the experiment is successful.
If you didn't know who these people are search on Google.
You will get all the answers there.
Except one thing.
How much balance you should maintain in this double ride of understanding in love?
You must find it's answer now.
Moment you get the answer come to me...
...for the official license.
Okay?
Waiting for you.
Why mom and dad called us here all of a sudden?
What's it?
"Worship Lord Ganesha in the beginning."
"Hail Lord Ganesha."
"Worship Lord Ganesha in the beginning."
"Hail Lord Ganesha."
"Worship Lord Ganesha in the beginning."
"Hail Lord Ganesha."
"The hearts are united."